Vitamix blenders are on sale Prime Day for under $300

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Health food trends and smoothie prices have gone too far these days – didn’t a Caribbean Passion from Jamba Juice cost five bucks? Whether it’s inflation, influencers, social media, or whatever else we choose to blame for all the world’s problems today, we’ll no longer throw away our hard-earned clams for mixed vegetables out of price in a cup! (Or Erewhon smoothies for $17.)

Fortunately, Amazon is in the middle of First day, so you can finally get that Vitamix blender you’ve been coveting at a deeply discounted price. Channel your inner Gwyneth and get ready to start concocting elaborate combinations of products, powdersand dust before your morning affirmations. (Although GP probably has a juice guy alive).

Full disclosure: I have one of these coveted blenders. Ever since I invested in a Vitamix, I just feel…superior. I wake up every morning and (actually) start my day with a green smoothie, like every celebrity ever. It’s the cheapest, laziest breakfast you can have, other than unboxing a Clif Bar. Just throw a bunch of frozen fruits and vegetables into a blender with water, your milk of choice, a few added extras and voila – you’ve just made a $20 breakfast for a fraction of the cost. price, in less than two minutes.

Vitamix blenders are the backbone of professional and home kitchens alike, as they pulverize hard-to-break down foods with ease, transforming “solid foods into luxurious, completely homogenized liquid delights like smoothies, salad dressings, pasta, baby food , pastas, dips, and non-dairy milks”, such as Greer Glassman writes for game room. The high-speed motor, super-sharp blades, accessory options, and self-cleaning features might sound like excessive bells and whistles, but believe me, if you buy a $30 blender, you’ll get big chunks. pina coladas instead of creamy, frosty delights, amigos. Fortunately, Amazon is offering deals on a bunch of different models for Prime Day – the 30% off Vitamix One (a smaller, more streamlined design) features a large 32-ounce BPA-free container and comes with a tamper to make sure everything mixes smoothly.

$249.95$174.95 at Amazon

Or, save $50 on the Ascent Series Smart Blender, which is the big daddy of Vitamix products. This monster can handle up to 64 ounces and has a touchscreen and built-in Wi-Fi that connects to an app with recipes that automatically recognizes different containers and adjusts accordingly to five pre-programmed modes to smoothies, hot soups, dips, spreads. , frozen and self-cleaning desserts. It’s basically WALL-E.

$649.95$599.95 at Amazon

The best deal to have, however, is on the professional-grade Vitamix 5200 blender, which is 26% off. It has the same 64-ounce capacity as the premium Ascent series and features both a self-cleaning feature and a seven-year warranty.

$407.87$299.95 at Amazon

And while these outrageous deals sell out, you can also get a discounted Vitamix from the brand’s website, Nordström, QVCand On the table. Congratulations, juice bar defectors, and welcome to the beginning of the rest of your life.

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